Thank you, Madonna

This is the official letter of Father Fyodor, of Voronya Slobodka, to Madonna, of Judaism:

Dear Madonna,

It is hard to fully express my gratitude. I am so thankful to you for appointing yourself ambassador of Judaism. That should teach those Jews who actually take their religion seriously. If you ever consider being the ambassador of Christianity, remember that there are Hinduism, Buddhism and a bunch of other religions you could represent. Also, do not disregard your Catholic origins if you wish to expand your ambassadorial mission. And although very few people take your self-appointed title seriously, I thank you from the bottom of my heart for not representing the Russian Orthodox Church.

Sincerely,

Father Fyodor